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There in the back of the little room was a huge pile of gold colored blocks, which made me think of the story, And so the mighty Bast, Cat Queen of all Turkmenistan, hurled a lightning bolt from her screaming hammer, turning the lead lamb of Mary's flock into a Sheep of Golden Fleece, which was scooped up by the Englishman hater Greek giant, Enceladus, eater of greeneries, and whisked off to Ragnarok, where it shed yellow bricks for all of eternity!
I felt a little nauseous, like that Indian god did that time when Indra was angry! He'd eaten far too much curry! So he jumped into his chariot and rode across the top of the sun in search of Oghma, Pharmacist to the gods! One Guinness later, and a little fishing with his famous trident with which he was able to spear a half dozen water orcs, then roast them neatly and serve them on a bed of shaved Valkyrie to Gordon 'hath no fury' Ramsey as part of a competition called "Hell's REAL Kitchen", he was cured of his indigestion and retreated to his magic kingdom where Ali Baba had last stolen his Japanese lantern collection.
The sun was so bright it made me squint, almost as painfully as when Brigit grabbed her bow and shot an arrow in the air, and where it fell to... was a matter of some debate between Gilgamesh the beefeater and Xochiquetzal, chocolatier to the stars. As it turned out, the arrow was found poking from the single eyeball of Correlon Larethian, the Elven Cyclops.